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The Ballad of Corey Worthington!

God, I'm glad they didn't have many slow news day when I was 18!

Sarah Silverman is a god!

Anti-Masturbation device

This is currently for sale on E-Bay. Look HERE.

Hey, my birthday is on Monday. Just saying...

Here's the description:

EXTREMELY RARE ANTI MASTURBATION DEVICE DATING FROM c1880. THE COPPER SHAPED DEVICE WAS ATTACHED TO A BELT AND WORN BY BOYS AS A MEANS OF PREVENTING NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS. VERY MUCH AN INDICATION OF SOCIETIES VIEWS ON ONANISM IN THE 19TH CENTURY. THIS IS THE FIRST EXAMPLE WE HAVE OFFERED FOR SALE IN 24 YEARS. THE CONDITION IS EXCELLENT 3 ½ INCHES TOP TO BASE.

Best News Story of the Day! Stolen Jesus...

This is pretty classic. He's reporting on a infestation. When he walks under the tree a bird shits on his shoulder. As he looks up, he opens his moth and, well...

Order HERE. Only 3.95 Euros.

The FCC argues that in fact the buttocks ARE a sexual organ, They should know as they've been reaming their idiot views of obscenity up the asses of creative types for years now...

FCC Seeks To Fine ABC $1.4M For Indecent "NYPD Blue" Episode

from The Huffington Post by The Huffington Post News Editors

After a brief lull, the Federal Communications Commission recommenced its battle against provocative television shows late Friday, proposing a $1.43 million fine against the ABC and its affiliates for a February 2003 episode of "NYPD Blue."

The agency proposed the highest fine possible for the broadcast, which briefly showed the side and back of a naked woman getting into a shower.

"Although ABC argues, without citing any authority, that the buttocks are not a sexual organ, we reject this argument, which runs counter to both case law and common sense," the FCC said in its complaint.

Some 52 ABC stations in the Central Standard Time and Mountain Standard Time zones were assessed a $27,500 fine for broadcasting the show. ABC's East and West coast affiliates were not charged fines because they aired the broadcast at 10 p.m., which falls outside the 6 a.m to 10 p.m. period in which the FCC can fine stations for broadcasting nudity, overly suggestive scenes and obscene words.

Although almost five years in the making, the FCC fine is notable for its size and because it could signal the beginning of a new round of indecency fines that may soon emanate from the agency. Complaints have been piling up at the FCC in recent years, as the agency has paused from issuing new fines while defending previous decisions in federal appeals courts.

Look into my eyes! I will command you!

This is pretty classic. He's reporting on a infestation. When he walks under the tree a bird shits on his shoulder. As he looks up, he opens his moth and, well...

Order HERE. Only 3.95 Euros.

The FCC argues that in fact the buttocks ARE a sexual organ, They should know as they've been reaming their idiot views of obscenity up the asses of creative types for years now...

FCC Seeks To Fine ABC $1.4M For Indecent "NYPD Blue" Episode

from The Huffington Post by The Huffington Post News Editors

After a brief lull, the Federal Communications Commission recommenced its battle against provocative television shows late Friday, proposing a $1.43 million fine against the ABC and its affiliates for a February 2003 episode of "NYPD Blue."

The agency proposed the highest fine possible for the broadcast, which briefly showed the side and back of a naked woman getting into a shower.

"Although ABC argues, without citing any authority, that the buttocks are not a sexual organ, we reject this argument, which runs counter to both case law and common sense," the FCC said in its complaint.

Some 52 ABC stations in the Central Standard Time and Mountain Standard Time zones were assessed a $27,500 fine for broadcasting the show. ABC's East and West coast affiliates were not charged fines because they aired the broadcast at 10 p.m., which falls outside the 6 a.m to 10 p.m. period in which the FCC can fine stations for broadcasting nudity, overly suggestive scenes and obscene words.

Although almost five years in the making, the FCC fine is notable for its size and because it could signal the beginning of a new round of indecency fines that may soon emanate from the agency. Complaints have been piling up at the FCC in recent years, as the agency has paused from issuing new fines while defending previous decisions in federal appeals courts.

Bird Shits in Reporter's Mouth! Film at Eleven...

This is pretty classic. He's reporting on a infestation. When he walks under the tree a bird shits on his shoulder. As he looks up, he opens his moth and, well...

Cheeseburger in a Can!

Order HERE. Only 3.95 Euros.

Fuck Planet Earth! Classic.

FCC Fines NYPD Up the Ass!

The FCC argues that in fact the buttocks ARE a sexual organ, They should know as they've been reaming their idiot views of obscenity up the asses of creative types for years now...

FCC Seeks To Fine ABC $1.4M For Indecent "NYPD Blue" Episode

from The Huffington Post by The Huffington Post News Editors

After a brief lull, the Federal Communications Commission recommenced its battle against provocative television shows late Friday, proposing a $1.43 million fine against the ABC and its affiliates for a February 2003 episode of "NYPD Blue."

The agency proposed the highest fine possible for the broadcast, which briefly showed the side and back of a naked woman getting into a shower.

"Although ABC argues, without citing any authority, that the buttocks are not a sexual organ, we reject this argument, which runs counter to both case law and common sense," the FCC said in its complaint.

Some 52 ABC stations in the Central Standard Time and Mountain Standard Time zones were assessed a $27,500 fine for broadcasting the show. ABC's East and West coast affiliates were not charged fines because they aired the broadcast at 10 p.m., which falls outside the 6 a.m to 10 p.m. period in which the FCC can fine stations for broadcasting nudity, overly suggestive scenes and obscene words.

Although almost five years in the making, the FCC fine is notable for its size and because it could signal the beginning of a new round of indecency fines that may soon emanate from the agency. Complaints have been piling up at the FCC in recent years, as the agency has paused from issuing new fines while defending previous decisions in federal appeals courts.